Your dad lesbian

The ultimate career ender, a step above your mom gay lol. One should be very careful when using this insult and only as necessary, for it is extremely powerful.

Margaret: Hey screw you Liam, your a piece if shit because you stole my lettuce. You know what? ur mom gay lol.

Everybody In attendance: DBDISBAOCCHDBDJ KCUDUEBBEU OOOMMMFFFFGGGG

Liam: u said I could have it. Actually, your dad lesbian.

Everybody who was at the scene died with exception of Liam. Liam is now god.

by Cool Nigger From Camden February 18, 2018

Know Your Meme

A website that is "suppost" to be a internet meme database, in reality, is the biggest soft porn web in the planet. And of course, filled with coomers and extremist left wingers.

You want to troll people? Just go to any meme page or imagen with porn/hentai origin and say how fucking disgusting and boring it is, them see the braindead coomers jumping into your neck.

"Im bored, finna gonna jump into Know Your Meme..."
"Wtf, bro that is legit cropped porn."
"Dude keep your dick out of my memes, i can fucking smell your stench of cum over the monitor."
Coomers: "Incoherent Screeching"
"Lmao".

by Fgyjt May 31, 2023

lost your triangle

What you say to someone who lost their
-cool
-mojo
-game
-attractiveness
-dennis

Cool and attractive guy from spain:
Hey manny you are the master at spinning...stuff
Manny:Thanks
Cool and attractive guy from spain:
Can I see you spin something again.
Manny:Kay
*Fails miserably*
Cool and attractive guy from spain:
Dang you just lost your triangle
Manny:What?

by CoolandAttractiveguyfromSpain October 25, 2008

your tea's oot

You, sir, are invited to a bout of pugilism outwith this public house.

Haw you ya dafty, yer tea's oot.

by Heinrich McNulty October 12, 2003

Pour your schlong into it

When you are not nice to the barista he will prepare your beverage and pass it behind his apron and quickly dip his schlong into it. Because he is wearing an apron you can not see that his schlong was hanging out all the time. He will also give you decaff instead of regular.

Pour your schlong into it, one dip at a time.

by Howard Schultz July 22, 2008

Flip your lid

To suddenly go crazy or become angry. Origin was based on the observation that water boiling in a pot could bubble so violently as to "flip the lid" off the pot, leading to the analogy of a human becoming so angry as to "flip their lid". It was later generalized to mean any sudden change in emotional state.

Dude, all I did was show you the latest financial report, no need to flip your lid and start screaming at me!

by steevithak February 14, 2017

Take your water

To kill you, Dune-Style. Derived from the Fremen society on Arrakis.

You ate my fucking twinkies, I shall take your water.

He said AFI sucked, I will take his water.

by Natas March 22, 2003