Willy Willow

The act of carefully inserting long public hairs into the urethra, in the hopes of creating a tree looking object when erect.

Should have seen the willy willow I had going on for the missus last night mate.

by HermannHriedersson April 22, 2022

willy spectrum

The 'Willy spectrum' or possibly 'Dick spectrum' is the scale at which a penis is defined and measured by it pleasurebility and size, starting at one extreme and ending at another.

Sarah explained to Alice, the day after her one night stand, that Clive's dick was probably average on the willy spectrum because although it was pretty sizeable he didn't really know how to use it too well.

by Broom handle June 17, 2016

Willy churn

When you suck a guy off and swirl your tongue

"We all love willies, it's the way that they're churned"
"Imogen, give me one of them willy churns"

by Mazzyyyyyyy November 4, 2012

Willy wallop

The action of absolutely totaling someone or something with ones dick.

Guy 1: "Holy shit man, I got so mad at this game yesterday I still cant believe what I did to my monitor"
Guy 2: "What did you do?"
Guy 1: "I decided to hit it with a Willy wallop, I regret doing it now"

by Dogonduck September 29, 2021

C. Willy

the act of stopping atop a cliff or drop while skiing and having so much snow built up under your skies that you in turn, tip over the drop an slip down on your side.

"that is such a gnarly drop! Dont C. Willy it"

by call me maybe August 6, 2012

Arkansas Wet Willie

The Arkansas Wet Willie is where you go down to Booneville, Arkansas and go "mudding". While you are mudding you stop mid-way and start to have sexual intercouse. When finished, you go back to "mudding".

Me and Jessica just got done doing the ol' Arkansas Wet Willie

by Stinky_Pinkyyyyyy00 September 10, 2024

ice pick willy

A dildo made out of ice

Mom: What's this weird looking ice cube mold doing in the freezer?
Daughter: Oh, that's my ice pick willy

by 2gangster4u December 5, 2022