Willy weird

When your dick behaves Strange.

For example: when you get a boner, while you talking to your boys.

Me: Waddup boys? How‘s you goin? Was it nice yes....
Homeboy: .... urghh sorry but duuude you have a fat boner!

Me: Oh fuck! Willy weird.
Homeboy: Damn.

by HumorStalin May 11, 2019

doody chute wet willy

when you brutally moisten your index finger and then shove it in the ass of one of your sleeping friends.

hey mike is asleep

I'm going to give him a doody chute wet willy

by TheColgator May 29, 2022

WMS (willy's mayo spoon)

When your sick with the flu and think you are being brought medicine, but your friend gives you a spoon full of mayo instead.

I was so sick last night and cory brought me a fuckin WMS (willy's mayo spoon). Classic mayo spoon

by ZanksJuul September 17, 2017

Alaskan Willy Tuck

The sexual act where your partner jacks you off firmly until you ejaculate, right before he cums, she pulls the foreskin over the head and sutures it closed for a day. After the cum has hardened and a possible serious green bacteria has formed, she removes the stitches and jerks him off again, releasing a fountain of green, bacteria filled, cum.

1. I just did the Alaskan Willy Tuck with Sandra and now I need to see a doctor!

by Poop Gobbler February 15, 2021

Kay willy

A person who grows trees out of her chimney stack. A person who is soo stupid that she thinks a period is a full stop. Avoid kay willy's at all cost.

A kay willy is huge

by anonymous October 3, 2020

Willy Dilly

When a female rubs their clitoris on your ear lobe. gets spicy when you have earrings

"DAMN Susan gave me the willy dilly in the gas station bathroom on the trip to Texas!"

by WillyDillyMasters November 30, 2021

Free Willy

When you jerk off all over the place.

When friends ask why theres yellow stains on your wall " I Free Willy'd "

by Bad Man B February 2, 2021