Wet Taint

The area of the human body between the anus and penis or vagina, specifically when wet.

Caution: Do not lean against the wall between those two holes... WET TAINT!!!

by The Uglyslut March 10, 2009

wet monkey

Canine fecal matter.

I gotta take my dog out. He got a bunch of wet monkeys beating on his colon.

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

Wet Frankie

When you take an erected finger, hork on it, and shove it up somebodies unexpectant asshole! Caution you may get a brown surprise.

I pinned Gavin to the ground and gave him a wet frankie.

by Amanda Banana December 17, 2004

wet pig

while a male is getting head right before he ejaculates he pulls out and cums in the partners nose.

Dude i gave my girlfriend a wet pig yesterday, and she loved it!

by Slappy McGillis April 6, 2009

Wet Willy

When your girl gives you some good brain resulting in an incredible explosion of your skeetand she keeps it in her mouth then goes straight to eating your ass spitting your man juice into your anal.

*last night things got so kinky between my girl she performed a wet willy on me
-No way, you have yourself a freak bro

by szcherries January 27, 2015

wet beaver

A fetish act, when one shits in anothers mouth the horks a loogy on it.

"My boyfried gave me the sickest wet beaver earlier"

by shwayshway November 21, 2006

wet dog

The round kid at school or work that looks like a big wet dog thats just emerged from a large amount of pond water. Usually has a 24-hour 'wet' appearance.

youth 1 "Hey look it's Garnett!"
youth 2 "wet dog!"
youth 3 "hey wet dog!"
youth 4 "Garnett, do you know you look like a wet dog?"

by Bulf89 April 27, 2006