Toilet Bonk

A term created by my 4 year old daughter to refer to someone being "poopy" or "mean".

"Daddy, mommy is being a toilet bonk!"

by ToiletBonk420 March 12, 2026

Toilet bowl spackle

Toilet bowl spackle is when you take an airy shit and the tiny bits of poop spray all over the bowl and stick like glue. Even after days of directly urinating on the spackled bits and flushing doesn't seem to remove the small chunks of poop. You have to eventually get a toilet brush to try and pry those pieces of toilet bowl spackle off so that the toilet looks and smells clean.

My ass exploded like a balloon filled with glitter and after I wiped and flushed there were small pieces of toilet bowl spackle stubbornly stuck to the bowl.

by Answers for Everything podcast March 21, 2026

Toilet pliers

When you need to escape granny’s house but she keeps her pliers in the shitter.

Duddy: “Now why on earth in the toilet are there pliers?”
Duddy: “I could probably use these to cut the blue wires.”
Random guy: “I love toilet pliers and dick in my ass.”

by Xx_toilet_plier_lover_xX March 24, 2026

Toilet Nigger

An exceptionally undeveloped black person who begs for bare cash to allow you to take a piss or sniff some coke in the toilets in establishments such as CeLaVi and other shitholes in areas such as Roppongi or Shibuya.

This God damn toilet nigger won’t even let me take a piss without separating me from my hard earned moolah

by We hate toilet niggers July 14, 2025

TOILET TOILET WHO WANTS A TOILET

not me, pin.

"Toilet toilet who wants a toilet!!"

by termina11yCapricious July 29, 2025

Toilet Tamale

An oversized poop that you let out after it’s been steaming in your anal cavity since you left the local Mexican restaurant

“Regina, step on it, I gotta drop a toilet tamale from all those tacos I just ate.”

by Phat Paulie July 31, 2025

Toilet Pecker

(Toilet Pecker) A person who defecates and eats it from the toilet bowl

“Oh James you’re a toilet pecker”

by aaaaaaaaaaa1234567890123456789 August 2, 2025