Bake 'n Bate

The act of getting baked purely for the joy of masturbating.

Sometimes unintentional.

Guy 1: Hey bro are you busy?
Guy 2: Yea I'm in the process of a Bake 'n Bate.

by Chaddddddddddddddddddddddddddd August 30, 2013

good n' fucked

When you are totally and completely fucked.

Man, you are good n' fucked now!

That garage should be named good n' fucked. "bring yo car on down to good n' fucked! If it ain't fucked up when you leaves, bring it on back and we'll fuck it up some mo!"

good n fucked goodnfucked good and fucked goodandfucked fucked fucked over cheated robbed

by Dagubment May 1, 2016

break n ditch

Breaking something by accident and then either hiding the evidence or fleeing the scene.

I accidentally broke one of my wife's really nice dishes last night. Fortunately, we had a dinner party going on so I just pulled a break n ditch and denied I knew anything about it.

or

My friend was downtown the other night and leaned too hard into a plate glass window on Main Street and it busted on her! She went for a break n ditch. Who could blame her, she works there!

by MTJMZ August 7, 2009

Fork n Knife

If you don't want to swear during a time when you are under duress, then use this phrase to express your angry/disappointed emotions.

John Smith: I left the dog outside in the rain.
Joe Bloggs: Fork n knife...Why?

by Gurtek the Destroyer August 20, 2009

shits n' pieces

They type of shit that comes out in bits and pieces rather than in a single bolus. To qualify as a shits n' pieces encounter requires a minimum of five trips to the bathroom in a given day.

That bean salad was great last night but it came out in shits n' pieces all day today.

by Drooster January 17, 2007

Tip 'n' Slide

Multiple sweaty men lay down on their backs fully erect with their legs slightly open with the top of their heads touching the next persons groin. Another slides along the bodies on their bum getting just the tip of the erect penises to penetrate the anus.

I once knew a gay who got 3 tips in the Tip 'n' Slide

by Just The Shaft December 12, 2017

Spray-n-glaze

The act of ejaculating on a sexual partners so Ferociously and with a large amount of semen, that he/she looks as if they have been spray-painted with donut glaze.

I took that girl home that I met last night and even though we didn't have intercourse, she let me spray-n-glaze all over face, tits and stomach, she loved it!

by Mini hippie July 23, 2016