Ethan

A guy that is bad at playing tenor, can only get girls named molly, and is suboptimal.

Man, I swear Ethan is so lame.

by anon 7676 October 13, 2022

Ethan

A literal fucking tool, nobody ever should confront him. Oh and make joke about wanting to talk to him cause clearly he the dude u use to pay your bar tab or rent bills

Hey ethan sorry for fucking your girlfriend listen I need some money can u spot me some money “Por favor”

Ethan: sure man I’m sorry for always doubting myself i truly thought I had something but hey bros over hoes

Player 2 already left the call please leave a message at the tone

by Biggestkikever May 18, 2022

Ethan

Extremely tall and tends to hit people

Oh no! Its Ethan, and he's got a stick!

*wa-psh* *wa-psh*

by Bombtortoise January 18, 2022

ethan

ethan is a square

person 1: wow look theres ethan
yoda: ethan square he is
person 1: wow thanks yoda from star wars

by ethanisasquare November 14, 2023

Ethan Dolan

A hot guy that became famous on vine in 2014 with his twin brother, Grayson.

His jawline looks like a bicycle seat, and is really sharp like a knife.

He's so hot you could burn yourself if you touched him, but how can you resist.

He loves being called daddy, and has a spanking kink.

Ethan Dolan is so hot, my ovaries are going to explode!

by eleanorcalderisbae June 29, 2017

Ethan

A American that not afraid to say he hate chinks niggers crackhead and beaniers all in the same line but hey he can party 2 day straight and get 5.6 of snow for merely 30 dollars, only thing he does for fun is throw out trash that claims to be a work of art also he hit 600 on packside

Dam ethan blew the socks off that jezebel I heard he only paid 20 cents how do i get that coupon

by Biggestkikever December 10, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is nice definitely friken cute and likes to leave his gf for the shower and he's perfect and knows how to make his girl happy he puts up with so much shit if he loves you if you get him keep him he's fucking amazing don't let him go he is the best person you'll ever meet and he will love you unconditionally 🥰❤️🥰🥰

Ethan is perfect

by Ethansgf April 19, 2021