The Jew Paradox
A condition that happens whenever tipping is involved.
If you don’t tip, people think you’re cheap.
If you ask for tips, people think you’re greedy.
Either way, you lose.
A condition that happens whenever tipping is involved.
If you don’t tip, people think you’re cheap.
If you ask for tips, people think you’re greedy.
Either way, you lose.
Example:
“Bro, if I don’t tip i look like a jew, but if the restaurant asks for tips they’re greedy. That’s the jew paradox.”
“Bro, if I don’t tip i look like a jew, but if the restaurant asks for tips they’re greedy. That’s the jew paradox.”
by The long nose September 12, 2025
Get the The jew paradoxmug. by Noticer69 January 16, 2024
Get the Tunnel Jewmug. A media CEO, bank CEO, or a social media influencer/celebrity's manager/boss. Usually the person who makes all the decisions as to what happens in a reality show, what happens in a celebrity's life, who does what shows, what makes the money, etc.
Examples: Harvey Weinstein, Ron Pearlman
Examples: Harvey Weinstein, Ron Pearlman
We all want Taylor Swift to be in a stable relationship, but the jew at the top says that it's bad for ratings and doesn't bring in money if theres no drama involved
by crudmonkey December 27, 2023
Get the The jew at the topmug. The idea of hiring someone to do a job and they feel they should be compensated far more than what the job would commonly pay.
"Yo Larry cut my lawn for a 10 bone" Naw fuck that give me 50 homie" What the fuck? Yo I ain't asking for jew work.
by Huevo Izquierdo November 9, 2019
Get the Jew Workmug. Hym "What!? I can't believe it! The JEW thinks that we should have DEI for JEWS and not for thee! The woman thinks that men shouldn't control women... But rather, women and the fat-cocks they fuck should control the men they don't! Wild! Woahwoahwoah, wait! The incest cultists who murdered their own God think the people who aren't in the incest cult should have to do what the Incest-God says? Hold on a second! The determinist thinks that there is a disconnect between the function of AI (in it's reasoning) and the output- Er, wait... That one is actually paradoxical I think... Nevermind, the fat-cock thinks women are selecting based on his personality? No! It isn't paradoxical be the determinist believes that humans don't have a self... Therefore, it doesn't need to be able to do the thing you're suggesting to be what we are Sabine. The AI can be as self-aware as we are... To you... Because that is already what you think about the human mind... Right? You already think the human mind operates the way that the AI is operating... So... It's doing it right."
by Hym Iam April 8, 2025
Get the DEI for JEWS and not for theemug. A certain kind of splitter. Belongs to the splitter family and is mostly used against MAGA heads and people who well love some good coins
by The Splitter July 13, 2025
Get the Jew Splittermug. The ancient Hebrew art of negotiation with a particular emphasis on haggling, cheating and litigating.
by Johnny Donut January 27, 2019
Get the Jew Gypsuemug.