When you drop your cell phone into the can…while texting. Dutch Glove Trigger can be acquired after attempting to retrieve the device with an unprotected hand.
The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.
The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.
Poor Lou. He was talking to his boss when his Dutch Glove Trigger acted up. The boss thought he was coming onto him. He was fired and ended up working as a coat check supervisor at the Arch Cafe.
by trumpblows April 24, 2022
Get the dutch glove triggermug. by WalenskiWalenski May 21, 2018
Get the dutch lawyermug. A group of men get together and form a circle. Each person will whip out their dicks and place their left hand as if they are in jerking off formation. The person on the left side will then proceed his right hand on the wrist of the hold’ie then in a calm no homo action, everyone will proceed to gently shake the wrist of the person to the right of you. Creating a Dutch Rotisserie.
Chris: “Wow what an experience I’ve never been a part of a Dutch Rotisserie before!”
Dylan: “I thought you guys were talking about lunch that was an amazing experience!”
James: “I’ve done a lot of crazy experiences in my day. Glad I can cross out a Dutch Rotisserie with the boys!”
Dylan: “I thought you guys were talking about lunch that was an amazing experience!”
James: “I’ve done a lot of crazy experiences in my day. Glad I can cross out a Dutch Rotisserie with the boys!”
by MegaBong September 9, 2023
Get the Dutch Rotisseriemug. by LemonMolester May 28, 2022
Get the Dutch Swirlmug. A Virgin or sexually inexperienced male wearing a yellow wig at a drag show who swears he is straight.
by JayneDough86 February 9, 2022
Get the Dutch Maidenmug. While on an official tour of the Grote Kerk, you insert a Ponderosa Pinecone in the anal and/or vaginal orifice of your partner while occupying the third from left confession booth.
Female: Babe, Lets do a Dutch Montana since we're here.
Male: Yes please! I got the pinecone, let's tell the guide we're going to check out the confession booths.
Male: Yes please! I got the pinecone, let's tell the guide we're going to check out the confession booths.
by Joe_Pesci March 24, 2021
Get the dutch montanamug. Typically someone with a big head and flabby butt. They also smell like someone who spend many nights in sewage water.
by Elkflick October 22, 2023
Get the Dutch Buttmug.