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monkey patch

The hair on someone's lowermost back in a small patch. Usually where a girl would have her "tramp stamp"
"When I banged your sister doggystyle last night I wanted to comb her monkey patch, it was so thick"
by JCizzero February 11, 2014
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Drug Monkey

Someone who has experimented with darn near every drug known to man. Like the monkeys they have used to test drugs on.
Look there goes Tony! How he's still alive I'll never know. That Drug Monkey has tried it all and has mixed thing that shouldn't have been mixed..
by anonymous December 24, 2021
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Monkey mayhem

When a group of monkeys get together and bang Mr route.
MR route had a monkey mayhem party at his house.
by Bobby big boobs September 28, 2022
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Monkey Madness

(Noun): A state of being in which a normal human has rejected all the commonalities that envelop society's standards and returns to a golden age man. The monkey times. This person will be distraught with monkey madness as they complete the ultimate reversion of identity.
Oh did you hear Jerry got the Monkey Madness?
by monkeman559 May 2, 2022
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Rape Monkey

People who rape others

A rapist

People who go around raping people like monkeys
He's a rape monkey! Stay away from him!

That heavyset, bright skinned man with the beard, who looks like a bootlegged Heavy D is a rape monkey. Do not go near any heavyset, bright skinned men with a beard who may or may not look like Heavy D. They are rape monkeys.
by Babypac May 2, 2020
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Bev monkey

A nickname given to someone who sells bev to underagers
That Calum boy is the best bev monkey goin, super reliable and top notch bevage
by Euan Simon June 23, 2019
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Clam monkey

Term used to refer to a koala with chlamydia.
Look theres a clam monkey in that tree
by Rbharry February 5, 2021
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