pimp rations

An amount that is way past words. Intoxifying your shit to the point where everything else is ridiculous

"Yo, you finished that entire bottle of vodka?"

"Hells yes! We surviving on pimp rations son!"
-cue death from liver failure

by godsmote February 4, 2013

Pimp Slap

A pimp slap is a regular slap but with both sides of your hand. It is done by a pimp to a girl who works for them.

Pimp-“You better have my money!”
Girl-“I don’t have it!”
Pimp-“well go get some! Wear less clothes!”
Pimp-*Pimp slaps her*

by Cosmic_Queen23 March 16, 2020

pimp

person in management profession

niall horans email address was @da_pimp_is_ere

by phenomeNIALL.1D4life May 13, 2020

Pimp

Acronym for "Person in my past". Common way to refer to your former lover(s) in conversation with your current/new lover, without explicitly referring to him/her/them by name or talking about "my ex". It communicates an understanding and respect of your new partner's sensitivity for bringing up your previous lover(s) or love life.

"So, you've visited New York?"
"Yes, a while ago with a PIMP."
"A pimp??"
"Yes, a person in my past... 😌"

by Defrerential April 12, 2022

Pimp

Jeremy

I want to fuck a pimp.

by tinkertime1029292 April 15, 2022

the pimps birthday

One of several days of the year noted primarily by the birth of a major player or pump. Not to be confused with the Pope's birthday. These days are cause for celebration for most Protestants. Most notable of these days is January 16.

Wassup boo? I'ma throw down like it's the pimps birthday!! We all gon' be Joshin!

by Scorchedpork January 16, 2018

The Pimps Prayer

Lord please pray the the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong lord so she may learn a hoes place amen

Let us pray the pimps prayer

by KrakenGod22 November 28, 2023