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Uncle Gussed

Having a pen or other projectile thrown at your eye region. It is common place for the word bitch to follow uncle gussed.
Brandon: "Can you pass me a pen"?
(Jamie throws pen at Brandon)
Jamie: "You have been Uncle Gussed, Bitch"!
by uncle gusser October 29, 2011
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My pussy in your uncle’s ass

Its used when a girl is getting jumped by 2 or more men and she is alone
My pussy in your uncle’s ass right you mamas soul
by Koksawy July 1, 2021
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Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray

Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.
"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.
by Uncle_Bool October 8, 2013
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uncle philly

Verb: To finish most of a snack or drink, usually in hopes that someone else will finish it later. This takes the responsibility of throwing it away because you can't be bothered to get rid of it yourself.

Noun 1: A snack or drink with a minimal amount of food left.
Noun 2: The person doing it.
Respectful person: "Hey! You uncle Philly! don't finish 95% of the chips!"
Uncle Philly: "Sorry, you know I love snacks!"
by WhiskyAndSadness January 27, 2022
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Uncle Spanky

Everyone's estranged uncle who likes to cleverly touch his adolescent nieces where he probably shouldn't, usually in the form of a seemingly innocent pat on the ass or thigh.
"You going to Miley's 15th birthday party?"
"Hell no-uncle Spanky will be there."
by scrappington2 April 4, 2016
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second great-cousin-uncle

Grandparent's male second cousin.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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Uncle Jamie

When someone “pulls” an Uncle Jamie they defecate in a pot of gravy usually for personal gratification.
Last thanksgiving Tom pulled an Uncle Jamie and everyone got Ebola.
by ArseWipper January 4, 2024
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