Get the austin-thomasmug. by InkSoup October 5, 2025
Get the Thomas Manganasmug. A Turncoat Thomas is someone who pretends to be a likeable guy, hoping that people will open up to him and let him in on their secrets. A Turncoat Thomas will then use these secrets for his own benefit, for example by stealing your girlfriend or sucking up to his superiors at work by betraying his co workers.
- “I got fired today for coming in late but nobody noticed...! That f***king Turncoat Thomas betrayed me!” “Well, you shouldn’t have told Thomas, Danny...”
“I’m sorry but I am dumping you Danny, Turncoat Thomas sent me a DM on Facebook and told me all about what you guys did last weekend! You **shole! And yes, I am going on a date with Turncoat Thomas this weekend...”
“I’m sorry but I am dumping you Danny, Turncoat Thomas sent me a DM on Facebook and told me all about what you guys did last weekend! You **shole! And yes, I am going on a date with Turncoat Thomas this weekend...”
by DannyCaruso1988 March 7, 2021
Get the Turncoat Thomasmug. James L Thomas is a good man who is kind, funny, fiercely loyal to his friends and will always have your six. James L Thomas is an incredibly sexy cowboy with a big cock that boasts both length and girth. He is an extraordinary lover and an expert in every aspect of love making. If you are lucky enough to share a bed with James L Thomas you'll experience the most intensely incredible, earth shattering orgasms of your life and sex with any and all other men will be ruined for you as James L Thomas will be the best lover you will experience in your lifetime
The orgasms esI experienced while having sex with James L Thomas were unbelievable. I am now ruined for all other men
by Sapphire Sapila November 22, 2022
Get the James L Thomasmug. An anorexic creature who lives in the dark depths of the Minecraft Nether Realm. Extremely deadly, to summon a Godman, you must first use 3 bone blocks and 1 fish named Gary. He is the "gay"ton's worst enemy and is known for his lack of brains, and anorexic skinny penis.
by The elites June 17, 2019
Get the Thomas Godmanmug. 
The GOAT in curling and growing succulents, absolute Sigma male Chad, slays with the ladies. 12 pack abs obviously, and won the Tour de France twice, but disqualified for using a unicycle. the only problem is that he's never had an awkward moment, so he's planning one for the future, just to see what it feels like.
by Definitelynotthomaswinkwink December 13, 2021
Get the THOMASmug.