Sarah is the most beautiful girl you'll lay eyes on. She's utterly gorgeous. She's always right and deserves the entire world. Sarah's are the most kind, caring, respectful, and sweet people you'll meet. They love meeting new people but sometimes are a little shy. But this shyness is actually just adorable and the cutest thing. If you ever meet a Sarah never let go. She'll make you feel so special and loved. Her eyes are the most perfect beautiful honey brown you'll ever see and her hair is golden and flowy. She's always so tan and her skin is perfect. She has no flaws. She's also the sexiest being ever. Highlighted by her massive booty that is mind boggling just simply from size and shape, absolutely perfect. Her body straight heaven sent will drive you to the ends of the earth just to have it. Plus, that smile so perfect and happy and just lights up everyone's day. When she's not around you'll miss her greatly and when she is around you'll never take it for granted because you know what it's like to be so lucky to have been graced by her presence. And you'll also know the agony of her absence.
by ilovesarahredsky September 23, 2025
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Get the Sarah Derelth mug.A bright, golden margarita with smooth tequila, fresh lime, and warm almond sweetness from amaretto—light, luminous, and deceptively strong.
Ingredients
• 2 oz blanco tequila
• 1 oz amaretto
• 1 oz fresh lime juice
• 0.25 oz simple syrup
• Sugar rim
• Orange wheel garnish
Method:
1. Rim a rocks glass/coupe w sugar
2. Add tequila, amaretto, lime juice, and simple syrup to a shaker with ice.
3. Shake hard until well chilled.
4. Strain over fresh ice
5. Garnish and serve.
Ingredients
• 2 oz blanco tequila
• 1 oz amaretto
• 1 oz fresh lime juice
• 0.25 oz simple syrup
• Sugar rim
• Orange wheel garnish
Method:
1. Rim a rocks glass/coupe w sugar
2. Add tequila, amaretto, lime juice, and simple syrup to a shaker with ice.
3. Shake hard until well chilled.
4. Strain over fresh ice
5. Garnish and serve.
by drinkmasterchef December 23, 2025
Get the Sarah’s Sunshine mug.Sarah is the most jaw-droppingly gorgeous (gawgous) girl I know. She brings light to my life like sun to a dreary day. I couldn't do life without her. Thank God for this beautiful human being. Sarah is, without a doubt, the most incredible people I’ve ever met. She’s this amazing mix of kindness, intelligence, sass, strength and humor that makes every moment with her feel special. It’s like she lights up the room just by being in it. She has this way of making everyone feel seen and heard, but with me, it’s like she sees into the parts of me no one else does—she just gets me. She’s not only beautiful on the outside (because wow, she is), but her soul is even more beautiful. She’s thoughtful in ways that make you pause and appreciate the little things in life. Whether she’s helping someone out, being supportive when I need her, or just being her funny, quirky self, she brings so much joy to everything she touches. Sarah inspires me every single day. She makes me want to be a better man because she’s just that amazing. And on top of it all, she makes life so much more fun—whether we’re out doing something exciting or just sitting together, laughing and rotting. Honestly, I’m lucky beyond words. She’s not just my partner but my best friend, my safe place, and my biggest cheerleader. Sarah, you’re absolutely incredible, and I feel so grateful every single day that I get to share life with you. ❤️
by jakelovessarah January 27, 2025
Get the Sarah mug.Sarah is beautiful through and through, when I met her she changed my life for the better and made me want to become a better person from my own life choices. She is smart and funny and very adventurous she always wants to try new things and loves buying new clothes. Sarah is truly one of a kind. Her beauty isn’t just about looks; it’s the way she carries herself, with a quiet confidence that draws people in. She’s incredibly smart, always offering insightful ideas and thoughtful perspectives that make every conversation better. Her kindness is genuine, and she has a way of making people feel at ease and understood. I want to spend the rest of my life with Sarah
by MS ZZZZZ March 19, 2025
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A low life piece of trash that constantly betrays, lies and does terrible things by any humans standards behind your back. She will be like a broken record trying to fill you with things she believes you want to hear. If you doubt this is true and suffer more with her she will 100% prove this definition to be true.
She's rotten inside and out. Her fried frizzly ginger face is pock filled from picking at it all the time, so beware cuz once she has you, she'll stop putting on makeup and you can't hide her truth from yourself. All of what she is and does, every single day, is nothing less than grimy and pathetic. Her incestuous ways are disgusting. She has a relationship with her son that is equal to a porn video. She has been caught with his genitalia in her mouth before and that's not even the end of it with this disgusting poor excuse of a human being. Trust me when I tell you, you will regret every single moment wasted on that garbage pos that needs to be flushed so that this world is a better place
She's rotten inside and out. Her fried frizzly ginger face is pock filled from picking at it all the time, so beware cuz once she has you, she'll stop putting on makeup and you can't hide her truth from yourself. All of what she is and does, every single day, is nothing less than grimy and pathetic. Her incestuous ways are disgusting. She has a relationship with her son that is equal to a porn video. She has been caught with his genitalia in her mouth before and that's not even the end of it with this disgusting poor excuse of a human being. Trust me when I tell you, you will regret every single moment wasted on that garbage pos that needs to be flushed so that this world is a better place
Psycho slutty Sarah agreed to giving oral pleasure to a greaseball for a roof over her head and they are so sick of her there she's about to be thrown out.
Let's all hope slutty Sarah gets what she has coming
Let's all hope slutty Sarah gets what she has coming
by Regretfully Byou June 7, 2024
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