poon slap

the act of pulling out a semi hard dong out of a vagina and then slapping the girl in the side of the face with your sloppy dong.

"Hey, you suck at doing my dong!! Its time for a poon slap biatch"

Bitch isn't performing.
Time for a poon slap.

poon slap by Diggity Doctor May 30, 2007

Sack Slap 

When a male person rubs their hand across their nut sack and slaps someone in the face with it.

Mike: I heard Raul took your juice box.

Taiquan: If he did, he's gonna get a sack slap to the face.

Mike: That shit sucks.

Sack Slap by Mr. Taco Killer December 16, 2009

Shanghai Shit Slap (SSS) 

Is when you take a shit in a paper bag then slap someone in the face with it.

Bill: That fucking chode pissed me off so much yesterday i gave him a Shanghai Shit Slap (SSS) and he cried. He smelt like shit for the rest of the day.

Shanghai Shit Slap (SSS) by ChoadZilla69 February 23, 2010

Australian Jump-Slap Fight 

1. A form of competetive martial arts wherein two combatants face off against eachother on a pre-determined patch of grass, usually about 15x15 feet. The only rules are as follows: All blows must be delivered with an open hand, and a fighter must be clearly airborn while executing any attack. Fake-jumps are permitted to throw off an opponent's timing, but a counter-attack still must be performed while real-jumping. The bout ends when anybody gets exhausted from the constant leaping around, or when the whole thing isn't funny anymore, at which point a panel of three judges declares a winner based on who collectively whooped more ass. All of this is crazy enough to have probably originated somewhere in Australia.

2. A relatively safe way to settle disputes, while still resorting to violence, which rules.

1. Timothy won a 2-1 split decision over Gerald in that Australian Jump-Slap Fight, because he whooped more ass, but not unanimously.

2. "I'll Australian Jump-Slap Fight you for that last hot wing, bitch."

Australian Jump-Slap Fight by j_dizzle2869 October 21, 2005

nigger slap 

When someone comes up to you, steals your fried chicken, slaps you with it and runs away with it.

Jay: So, the other day I was walking home from Kfry, and some random came up to me and nigger slapped me!"
George: Oh shit.

nigger slap by akjdlaksd June 19, 2010

B-Slap 

A word that is short for bitch-slap.

Monique: Heyyy, Cam, Ty was lookin' finnne today, don'tcha think???
Camille: "Honey, do I have to come over there and B-Slap you???"

B-Slap by Cormany10 February 23, 2008

Ninja Slap

A game involving a group of people (usually over three). Everyone must get in a circle and on the count of three, must take a random pose. After that, going clockwise, one person at a time must try to slap another person's hand (any person). If the person hits another person's hand, the person who was hit must leave the circle. Whether successfully hitting or missing, one must stay in that pose. Only the person who's turn it is and the person who he/she has aimed for may move at a time. The person who is aimed for doesn't go next; the next person is always to the left of the person who just went. The game ends once only one person is left. This game is usually played to pass the time.

Today, in line for the concert, we played ninja slap while the others in line watched in disbelief with a confused look on their faces.

Ninja Slap by KzN October 3, 2009