Rusty Lantern

A Rusty Lantern is the same as a Rusty Trombone but the receiver's pubes are on fire.

The power went out so we performed the rusty lantern to bring light to our usual rusty trombone

by daddydeals March 14, 2025

Rusty Bayonette

A sex act where an individual cuts their hand, defecates onto the wound, then masturbates oneself or another individual.

James and his partner, Stefan, died from sepsis after performing the rusty bayonette.

by colonelwhiskers July 19, 2017

rusty parrot

The condition of making sweet love to a woman who is on her period. When you finish, lovingly drape your cock on her shoulder, allowing her to bask in the sing of the Rusty Parrot.

Yeah dude, she definitely got some Captain in her, she rocked that Rusty Parrot like she was piloting the Black Pearl.

by Enderwaves April 13, 2015

The rusty spoon

The weapon you pick when it demands the slowest and most painful death possible. This will aggravate us all using the rusty spoon it truly will.

"This took beyond the rusty spork today it took the rusty spoon."

by Nahman1250050 August 10, 2022

Rusty Foreman

Someone who wants to fuck his giantess waifu.

Wow, Charlie, We're all happy you're finally admitting that you're a Rusty Foreman.

by The blue pole January 15, 2019

rusty hurdle

When a she-male gives a tony danza to another person

Lady Gaga always gives rusty hurdles when she has sex.

by Teddy Geisel June 13, 2011

Rusty Kazoo

Blowing into a man's asshole while jacking him off, rusty trombone style. A Rusty Gillespie in reverse.

Had a wild night, she started playing my trombone and then gave me a rusty Kazoo.

by Söme Blöke85 October 18, 2021