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pocket queer

1. Someone who has different pockets than normal, or
2. Someone who doesn't know what a pocket queer is
Example 1,

Tod: Hey, are you a pocket queer?
PQ: Wtf is a pocket queer
Tod: I knew it! Pocket queer.

Example 2,

Tod: You sure are a pocket queer with those pockets you got there.
by eggninja September 8, 2008
mugGet the pocket queermug.

Alabama Hot Pocket

A sexual procedure in which a male and female couple partake. The first step is for the male to defecate in the female's vagina, next the couple join together in sexual intercourse. A close relative of the Cleavland Steamer.
Don't make the same mistake as your father. When you go to Montgomery don't buy $20 hookers. They have fallen victim to the Alabama Hot Pocket.
by Nick Ozlo January 5, 2008
mugGet the Alabama Hot Pocketmug.

Hollywood Hot-Pocket

Celebrity Spousal Revenge Pooping ; celebrities intentionally defecating in a marital bed in retaliation to their significant other.
In her anger, Amber Heard left her husband Johnny a Hollywood Hot-Pocket
by Dr Johnny Fever April 22, 2022
mugGet the Hollywood Hot-Pocketmug.

Little Pocket Minx

A term used to describe an elite group of females with one word.

It's a contraction to describe hotness, do-ability and overall pocket suitability of a woman.
Craig: "Check out that little pocket minx on King Street"
Paul: "Oooh I think you'll need combats for that one"
by The Belper Bandit August 30, 2015
mugGet the Little Pocket Minxmug.

Maryland hot pocket

Putting old bay on a woman’s pussy, fucking her, then jerking off to gay porn.
Doug gave me a Maryland hot pocket last night; I think he’s gay.
by OldBay132 April 25, 2023
mugGet the Maryland hot pocketmug.

Master's Hot Pocket

When the dominant male gets his cousin to piss in his mouth while he shits in his cousin mouth.
Bout to have me a nice Master's Hot Pocket with the fam.
by Whoisit??? March 17, 2023
mugGet the Master's Hot Pocketmug.

Carolina Hot Pocket

Opening someones sofa sleeper, pooping on it and then putting it back into the sofa position.
I was exhausted and ready for bed. I pulled out the hide a bed and someone had left a Carolina Hot Pocket in it. I closed it back up and slept on the floor. I'm sick of Grandma's pranks.
by Blaqkjak December 30, 2020
mugGet the Carolina Hot Pocketmug.

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