Pink Widow 

Pink Widow: A particularly moreish cocktail made from the thick sluff of a chubby girl at the start of her menstrual cycle and spunk, mixed with 2 shots of jaegermeister. Typically served in a tall glass with the fanny lips of the aforementioned fat lass, glued to the rim.

Me: "Do you have any glue that'll stick wet skin to glass?"
Shop attendent: "Certainly sir, here's some Vulv-a-stick 3000. Perfect for even the messiest pink widow"

Pink Widow by fat lad November 14, 2014

pink mouse 

A used tampon. Plural: pink mice

"Oh my god I can't believe she threw that pink mouse at you! "
"The plumber had to come out again. Someone flushed a pink mouse and clogged the toilet again."

pink mouse by KnucklesToledo January 13, 2015

pink periscope 

When you are sitting on top of another man's penis in a bathtub and yours is so erect it leaves the water, like a periscope.

I was on top of Matt, I got a pink periscope when he entered me.

pink periscope by Therein_Lies January 26, 2015

Pink snoozer 

When you knock a girl out in the middle of orgasm and cum in her eye giving her pink eye

All I remember is having sex and I woke up with a pink snoozer

Pink snoozer by Lifter72 December 10, 2015

pink zebra 

Lesbian sexual intercourse between and a white and a black female

Did you hear about the pink zebra at the party last night?

pink zebra by The maestro95 January 29, 2016

pink wombat 

Translates into 'a snarky vagina'. Someone who is verbally free as a powerful female/feminen role.

When a person states an observation in a sassy way demonstrating situational stupidity. Also known as pink wombatting

"Sarah I think i can down this 40 in 30 seconds."
"Of course Tim but why not get the puke bucket ready now to save my shoes ahead of time."
"There you go pink wombatting again, youre such a pink wombat"

pink wombat by AJPinkWombat February 28, 2016

Pink Chandelier 

The subsequent prolapsing of ones vagina after vigorous sex. Leaving it puffy and hung like that of a bonobos

I fucked her so hard last night I gave her a pink chandelier!

Pink Chandelier by Hercules Constantine September 15, 2016