penis johnson

To "do a penis johnson" means to perform terribly at a task or to commit an act with inexplicable motivation and decidedly adverse effect. This term originates from a 2014 incident in which rapper Andre Johnson (AKA Christ Bearer) severely injured his phallus while under the influence of narcotics.

-Did you hear about how badly Steve did on the job interview yesterday?
-Yeah, he really did a penis johnson.

by DaNozzlah August 25, 2020

cow penis

something that you can tell repeatedly to piss off your bus driver

Me: COW PENIS!!!!!!!!!
Bus driver: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!

by cow penis June 24, 2020

Penis Drug

A penis drug is the technical name for "dickweed" you see... dick=penis and weed=drug. so when you call someone a dickweed you're basically calling them a penis drug

Damn, that's one dickweed.... no I mean.... penis drug.

by analasiser October 31, 2020

Intradermal Penis

A very small penis that has minimal penetration.

I didn't realize we were having sex yet due to his intradermal penis.

by Elle Jai Si September 22, 2012

penis pleaser

A person who knows exactly how to please a penis the correct way.

"I love the fact that my wife is a penis pleaser. She knows exactly what to do."

by greyman2020 October 17, 2013

Penis Limbo

When a guy has half a rodd and can neither piss nor fuck.

I just banged Bills mom and now am in penis limbo because my dick is not hard enough to fuck the old gal again yet too hard to take a leak.

by catcar1 August 20, 2011

penis-shoe

a male undergarment worn for the comfort and protection of the genitalia. see also: nut-snuggler.

Bruce always left his penis-shoe in his gym locker overnight.

by poopfinger_anuslazor November 5, 2011