Old Man Shivits

A cranky, whiny elderly person. Fuck you Wrinkles.

THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED

Why don't you get laid again?!?! Old man shivits...

by yursh22 July 5, 2017

Old Style Flu

A temporary flu that is caused by excessive drinking of cheap beer (ie Old Style) all weekend long, resulting in an absence at the workplace, usually on Mondays.

Bob: Joe didn't show up for work this morning...
Billy: I think he has the Old Style Flu!

by NexxuSix August 24, 2011

old Timer's Adle

Old Timer's Disease aka Alzheimer's

I'm guessing you're starting to get Old Timer's Adle

by Master of beargreen August 21, 2023

Old Suck horse

An old woman who was bred for sucking men off or pleasing men or just an old slutty woman who you know had been slutty there whole life.

Boy: mom, where is grandma?
Mom: The old suck horse is at her boyfriends. Can you believe that Shit?
Boy: yeah she’s been a slurpin dudes since I’ve been born.

by Bro mcdudeson June 5, 2018

Old man dip

When you're using the toilet, and your balls suddenly touch the surface of the water.

Ben frantically searched for the clorox bleach wipes after experiencing the old man dip in a public restroom.

by djdole July 20, 2018

The Old Slippers Gang

A group of three people, who pull into a newly built neighborhood, and smoke weed in their cars. Most commonly found driving a getto 98 Buick Century, or a broke ass 2001 Toyota Avalon XL, with the headliner hanging down.

P1: Yo, we gonna have the old slippers gang meeting tonight?

P2: yeeee

P3: Dude you don’t even get high anymore, stop waisting my weed.

P2: Women are to be seen, not herd.

by MattyB69 November 2, 2018

Old camping pussy

When someone puts the perfume or fragrance of patchouli on that is what old camping pussy is

You smell like old camping pussy

by Icp78 July 8, 2022