Cow

A nickname for someone who’s last name starts with the sound like mooooooo

people call me cow because my last name is mucciacciaro(mooooo-cha-cha-ro)

by great I have no life October 19, 2019

The sloppy cow

When the man inserts his penis into a bowl of fruit loops and then the female has to suck a fruit loop off his tip. The male proceeds to dump the cereal in the females vagina and pounds her fast and hard

Man: babe wanna do the sloppy cow tonight
Woman: sure babe I’ll get the fruit loops ready

by Xxcowpounder October 27, 2022

Cow tipping

Giving cows an extra nice tip for their great service.

John: Hey look a sleeping cow!
Greg: that cow served me my soup earlier.
John: let's wake him up to give him some extra money for his hard work
Greg: great idea! Let's do some cow tipping!

by anonymous October 16, 2022

Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025

Romanian cow cruncher

When you’re interacting with an extremely thick woman and she squeezes her legs together in attempt to restrain your johnny and balls.

Watch out for those Romanian cow crunchers! Or Fricker Linda got me with Romanian cow cruncher last night.

by Romanian Cow Cruncher July 14, 2024

Cow

A fat vegan, or a vegan that eats grass. Can also be both.

1:
Person 1: Person 3 looks pretty fat.
Person 2: Person 3 is a vegan, so he's a cow.
2:
Person 1: Why is person 3 eating grass?
Person 2: He must be a cow.

by Based Cow November 18, 2021

Fertile Cows

When something isn’t very funny and you don’t know what to say, just say fertile cows to ease any tension and to break any silence.

(A friend is showing you a boring video and is laughing)

You: “Fertile Cows” (laugh softly)

by FarmerDale June 11, 2021