The Dutch Paul Newman

Defecating on the covers and rubbing it in your partners face.

I one upped her Dutch Oven by giving her The Dutch Paul Newman. Afterwords she broke up with me and I had to buy a new bed.

by Paco1568 October 30, 2011

Dutch Air Fryer

When you stand at the front end of your significant other's bed, lift the bedsheets and fart under the sheets. Then, you grab the bedsheets and waft the fart up to your significant other's face.

"My old lady gave me a Dutch Air Fryer when I was home from work today."

by anonymous January 6, 2025

Rumble dutch

Similar to the Dutch Rudder except passenger in car puts hand on drivers genitals as the driver runs over the rumble strips on the side of the highway creating a vibrating effect.

I love the commute home from work because my co-worker gives me a rumble dutch.

by Ned&Bigbone15 March 6, 2016

Reverse Dutch Runner

This is the same as a Dutch Runner only the hands of each person are switched.

Bro I just got a Reverse Dutch Runner from this prostitute last night best $10 I ever spent.

by ColoialSun0653 October 28, 2019

Dutch

Awesome, cool, surprisingly good

“I just got a mad deal on some shoes”
“That’s dutch”

by Black Garfield November 5, 2021

Dutch Hearse

Dutch Hearse: To smoke cigars in an enclosed motor vehicle, for the purpose of depreciating the value of said vehicle.

We bought cigars and broke into his car and used it as a Dutch Hearse.

by RageFang May 10, 2018

Dutch Christmas

Sex with multiple older men wearing Santa costumes

I haven’t spoken to John since he had his last Dutch Christmas and don’t plan to

by Lanborp December 1, 2022