Dirty Mike

Owner of a petite cock.

Why are you such a dirty mike?

Dirty Mike by Kaden1467 June 16, 2016

salty mike

A cunt wagon used in ww1 for masturbating

My uncle had a salty mike in his mouth.

salty mike by The Aid Giver November 21, 2016

meatless mike 

A guy with a micropenis

I couldn't even feel it, he was a total meatless Mike.

meatless mike by _~_~_~ April 24, 2017

John Mike 

The name given to pictures with the character SpongeBob SquarePants in the artstyle of The Simpsons.

Most of the time I wish I could have a collection of John Mike.

John Mike by Masquarade August 6, 2017

The Mike Tyson 

When a girls sucking your dick you punch her in the back of the head and say "Mike Tyson".

I gave her the Mike Tyson

The Mike Tyson by Stickystuart11 November 22, 2017

Dyke Mike 

The fag hag, but a straight male to the lesbian best friend.

Me: this is my friend Chris
Chris: hey, what’s up, I’m the dyke mike
Lesbian friends: ohhhh, hi!

Dyke Mike by MingerSquare December 2, 2017

Moisty mike 

When someone sits in the middle of a circle getting cummed on while change gets thrown at them

example: want to do a moisty mike tonight

Moisty mike by Moisty mike dad May 10, 2018