March 14

NERDS know this as pie day right. But real MEN know this to be the male equivalent of Valentines Day...

Steaks n’ Blowjobs day!

Can’t wait for March 14. My girl gonna give me some sloppy and a prime steak!!!

by x Freeshot June 26, 2020

March 25th

If you were born on this day you’re the most amazing, beautiful, sexiest person.

Kylie: Hey, when is your birthday, i wanna make sure you get a gift.
Chris: March 25th
Kylie: That’s why you’re so amazing

by MenacingTurk July 17, 2020

Masturbatory March Madness

MMM is a side challenge to March Madness. Whenever you get a match wrong you must masturbate for 1 hour following the conclusion of the series.

Me: Hey John are you doing Masturbatory March Madness this year?
John: Hell yeah bud, you?
Me: You betcha

by SomeShitPoster September 7, 2020

Earl of March

A school that looks like a prison with gay cucks.

Oh my gawd, this guy from Earl of March? Disgustang...

by NibbaHunter462 September 13, 2020

Only Meat March

In March, you can only eat meat like fish and beef! If you eat anything else other than meat, you are disqualified!

Vegetarian: I already fucking lost Only Meat March.

Dude: Go eat your grass.

by Joking Joker January October 4, 2020

March 5th

if your born on March 5th your probably a little dumb and not that good looking which causes you to doubt your self worth and you probably are not familiar with the feeling love but you work hard and are committed to anything

that kid was born on March 5th he's a hard worker

by Old faithful October 5, 2020

March 9

The person born on this day isn't that smart, they are pretty mean also short.

p1. Hey, isn't you're birthday on March 9?
p2. Yeah
p1. No wonder why you're mean and short.

by Yourshort October 19, 2020