Fat-ass who people call handsome but others are just jealous because once you get to know him you realize that he adores food more than you. Hes such a fat loser but obviously he's good at video games because, you know, he's fat. Says really stupid things to get attention and succeeds. Also very dramatic. If you have a Matthew, watch out.
by feaonfoieajfoi March 27, 2020
Matthew Has the biggest penis in the world at a wopping 24 inches and is lightskin and 15 foot 11 and has a bunch of slaves
by Glorz March 18, 2021
Matthew Is A Name
by YourMomIsCute1212 November 29, 2018
Matthew is the most generous, thoughtful, affectionate and courageous man you’ll ever have the pleasure to know. He is overwhelmingly handsome, has a kind soul and a pure heart, brave yet humble, sweet but strong. You’ll first be captured by his strikingly beautiful eyes, then lured in by his calming presence. It will take time to acquaint yourself with Matthew’s long list of attributes, as his humility conceals his talent and intellect. The moment Matthew declares his love for you, you can feel certain that he will love you forever. His genuine ability to love all of you unconditionally will bring more joy to your heart than you ever imagined possible. Once you meet Matthew, everything in the world will finally feel right. He is your person, and you are his.
by MYLYWFY November 23, 2021
Matthew is a nice boy, a little on the chubby side but will always be there to deal drugs (donuts) with you. However, this "nice boy" schtick wasn't around roughly 13 years ago... At. His. Horrific. Birth! His huge head erupted from the womb of his homosexual mother more petrifying than Mt. Vesuvius. However now, most Matthews just farm potatoes and eat water. They are also generally a little on the gay side. --is known for having a "tube shark" fetish--
by Trump-is-gay November 01, 2020
by MayoDaPotato January 22, 2025