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Nah, man, I'm just...

Doing exactly what you're accusing me of...
*Person A walks up to Person B and starts obnoxiously jabbing them with to their elbow*

What the fuck?

What?

You're jabbing me with your elbow.

Nah, man, I'm just... Rolling my shoulder, man. I think I pulled a muscle.

No. You did it on purpose.

You can't know that! You can't read my mind.

Ok... Why did you have to walk up next to me to do it? You could have don't it over there. And you expect me to believe you had know way of knowing you were going to elbow me?

Well.... Um.....

Exactly. I don't have to read your mind. I can ask you two questions and now we both know exactly what happened just now. I mean, you're basically retarded. I doubt there would be any thoughts for me to read if I could.

You wouldn't hurt a guy with a disability would you?

....................

Please?

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by Hym Iam September 27, 2020
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just cool your jets

It means to just slow down, control your excitement (see hold your horses)
Just cool your jets, your order will be ready in an hour.
by Spirix August 10, 2014
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Just a couple of cashews

instead of saying "you're nutty" or "you're a nut", you can just say someone is a cashew. Alternatively, you can shorten it to just 'shews.
"Dude what's up with those ppl spazzing out over there?"
"Dunno, just a couple of cashews"
by Boodot June 3, 2025
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its just doodoo

Term used by Bizarre semi retarted Gospel Artist ERB whenever she is confronted about eating her own fecal matter.
Amy: Gross!!! ERB? Are you eating doodoo??
*ERB taking a bite of a sandwich that consists of two loaves of white bread and doodoo*
ERB *in a nasally semi retarded voice* : “ITS JUST DOODOO!”
by Erb CandyCorn December 10, 2020
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Did somebody say Just Eat

The most iconic spot ever made in human history for the food delivery company Just Eat and sang by queen Katy Perry
DID SOMEBODY SAY JUST EAT DING DONG DINGDINGDINGDINGDON JUST EAT
by eleventeenn October 20, 2022
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just go to the bathroom

Usually used in texting where the recipient is told “just go to the bathroom” to send nude photos
Just go to the bathroom,” he sent in a text to his partner.
by Mylo300 April 7, 2024
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