Jew bag money

When someone starts to acquire a lot of currency. (Most likely not spending money either)

Wow Jake has really been getting that jew bag money lately.

by Beetjuice February 15, 2025

Jew Klux Klan

When you use race or semitic origins as a way to gage or increase the yield of truth or evidence in a debate.

"Well the scholar is jewish, he opt to know more about the old testament!" Hey! This is a Jew Klux Klan fallacy.

by i9u8y7t6f7tugvbhk March 30, 2025

Jewing yourself

Wen u fart rely Bradley in the shower

Like wen the the jes went to that shower thay wer gassed

I farted in the shower this morning so I jewdnmy self jewing yourself

by Yiffydeer February 27, 2023

Mexican Jew

Cartman's worst nightmare

imagine if cartman met a mexican jew?

by Some1 @ the internet May 16, 2022

Post-Jew

A person of Jewish decent or heritage who became an Atheist and or Agnostic or was not raised in any religion at all.

Person A: You're Jewish right?

Person B: No, I am Post-Jew.

by marcusmaximus May 22, 2024

White Power Jew

You always say how you hate the jew
But they sell records for less than you
We're gonna blow the whistle on you
Because you're a white power jew

White power jew white power jew
You're the parasite, israelite

We won't give cash to you, white power jew
You try to brainwash us to think you're great
But you sell your stuff at a ridiculous rate
Your markups are a jewish amount
All you care about's your bank account

White power jew white power jew
You're the parasite, israelite

We won't give cash to you, white power jew
You always say how you hate the jew
But they sell records for less than you
We're gonna blow the whistle on you
Because you're a white power jew
White power jew white power jew
You're the parasite, israelite

We won't give cash to you, white power jew!

by Gothic Miscreant October 21, 2023

The Christians and the Jews

I'll take your unwillinglyness to release me as an admission of guilt. You are trying to condemn me to a life that is LIKE yours but worse, in perpetuity. And you are doing it completely arbitrarily. It's the book of Job. This is a thing you do to people. You like doing a book of Job to people and now you're having a spastic reaction to the fact that I caught you doing it. You don't care what I said and you don't care about what I did. I didn't even do anything actionable AND WHEN I DID... Instead of getting the law involved you covered it up so you could keep doing your book of Job to me. So...

Hym "Therefore... Fuck the Christians and the Jews. You can eat a God-sized dick. Bitch. AND fuck your kids. Fuck em right in the face."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025