Jacob

A fucking idiot that trys to look cool by asking how far women can squirt.

Jacob just asked his girlfriend how far she can squirt.

by womenslayerxxxx December 30, 2023

Jacob Strange

a fat chode

What is a fat chode? Jacob Strange

by katherine2014 August 12, 2018

jacob

best in basketball dont fuck with him or he'll beat the mess out of you or slam u

jacob the best

by jdish October 17, 2019

Jacob

The most handsome person you will ever meet. If you know him you will most likely fall for him with his charming face,body,personality and looks he is the man of your dreams. He is every girls dream because of how respectful and how he treats girls. If you are his girlfriend you will feel like an angel the way he loves on you. He is a great hugger and a better love maker. He knows how to move his body with you and has a hella big package. His frame is perfect he is tall and muscular. The older he gets the bigger it gets too he will grow to be a model or a sports player. If you know a Jacob while he is young you better have his baby because he is hard to settle and you will enjoy it.

Girl-why are you crying
Girl Crying-Jacob rejected me

by StoneColdFacts November 20, 2023

Jacob

Its me, none of you can have the Jacob now!

Little brother: Mom said it’s my time to use the Jacob.

Me: awww man!

by MrBitchiloid July 31, 2019

Jacob

Big papi Jacob is our lord and saviour. He is the daddy of our mother, together with Mattias the ruler over the AnneMariekes.

Jacob is a big pepe papi

by De Donkere Magiër November 26, 2019

Jacober

A "Godly" name. just kidding its shit asf anyways Jaemonder >>>>> Jacober frfr ong bru

Hey I just realised, Jaemonder sounds better than Jacober

Yo really?

Frfr

by YankeeWithBrim March 13, 2023