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jacob is a sweaty bitch
damn, jacob is extra wet today
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Jacob

He's shy at first but as you get to know him he will think as you are a friend. He will try to be funny and if it offends someone he will quickly apologize. He has a hard life but always puts on a smile because he doesn't want anyone to worry about him. Loves to play sports and games. And when someone is sad he trys to help and cheer them up. He falls in love pretty easily but trys to get over it. If you are playing a sport and someone gets hurt he will forget about the fans and run over to help. Take my word for it, I am a Jacob.
Person: gets hit
Jacob: *runs over* are you ok?
Person: yeah, thanks
by Steavo10 November 16, 2020
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Charlie:"OMG Jacob is so thin will be be ok"
Dominick:"I know right the wind might just snap him in half
by _Emily_hater_123_ May 9, 2022
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Jacob

A bloke who really likes the word 'fuck'
Jacob really likes the word fuck
by evilgoblins69 November 22, 2021
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Jacob is a dick and a fat shit he eats whenever he gets a shot if your friends with a Jacob you better be rich because he will go through your whole fridge in a day.
Jacob: Have you got any food
Me: no you ate everything yesterday
by Ha I got you December 25, 2019
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jacob lassiter

An asshole who likes big fat whales, aka women who are fat. He thinks if you have short hair you're a guy, and if you have long hair, then you're a girl. He is the big gay
jacob lassiter is mean to me and my friends
by Jacobdidthis May 9, 2018
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Jacob Schmudlach

A very sexy man who isn't gay and loves women and gets them many a time. on average he has 10 or more women at his house at one time and has to hire a personal cum cleaner because of the copious amounts cumming women in his household.
Jacob Schmudlach is so hot and cool!
by schmud November 26, 2021
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