j-whale

a creature far larger than a whale. typically a human being
must be perceived to be in access of weighing a tonne.
can also be used as an insult to obese Americans

Ted:yo mike, you keep downing those burgers ull become a j-whale, (haha)

Mike:your right ted, I might just go and vomit

by fat joe21 May 22, 2008

J shos

slang term used for jello shots; especially used when consuming multiple jello shots in one sitting.

After having multiple j shos, I threw up all over Boston.

by Sercus238 October 29, 2009

pro-j

1. supporter of OJ simpson
2. one who has grown tired of the money hungry Fred Goldman and his skinny daughter

Tom: Do you believe this OJ guy.. running around Vegas like he didn't slice necks back in '94.. he should be out looking for "the real killers, not playing golf''

Bill: uhh, yeah dude.. I'm pro-j

Tom: oh, uhh sorry bout that.

by killerc December 21, 2007

J-Dar

This refers to an individual who pretends they are cool and from the 'streets' but in fact comes from a privileged upbringing.

My brother-in-law is J-Dar

by Sannah_Yaq January 20, 2022

j-spec

see JDM

can be used as an adjective to describe anything that is exotic to Japan and Japanese car culture

look at the angle on that exhaust - it's definitely j-spec

by sadfadf June 22, 2008

J Douchebag

a j douchebag is a douchebag whos name begins with the letter j for example jack or Jamie . there are the guys that will guaranteed cheat lie and play you. to like one of these special douchebags you have to be retarded.

no abbigail. don't date Jamie he is a j douchebag cunt! he will play you.

by Wood meat October 4, 2019

The J Finny

A person who's name is John followed by a middle name beginning with "Finn-" . Most commonly given to teenagers or adults with short necks, loud mouths, annoying but overall awesome people.

"Who is being so damn loud?!"

"Oh, it's The J Finny! Hey, dude."

by Enzo Ferelli April 9, 2005