pocket queer

1. Someone who has different pockets than normal, or
2. Someone who doesn't know what a pocket queer is

Example 1,

Tod: Hey, are you a pocket queer?
PQ: Wtf is a pocket queer
Tod: I knew it! Pocket queer.

Example 2,

Tod: You sure are a pocket queer with those pockets you got there.

by eggninja September 8, 2008

Alabama Hot Pocket

A sexual procedure in which a male and female couple partake. The first step is for the male to defecate in the female's vagina, next the couple join together in sexual intercourse. A close relative of the Cleavland Steamer.

Don't make the same mistake as your father. When you go to Montgomery don't buy $20 hookers. They have fallen victim to the Alabama Hot Pocket.

by Nick Ozlo January 5, 2008

Master's Hot Pocket

When the dominant male gets his cousin to piss in his mouth while he shits in his cousin mouth.

Bout to have me a nice Master's Hot Pocket with the fam.

by Whoisit??? March 17, 2023

Hollywood Hot-Pocket

Celebrity Spousal Revenge Pooping ; celebrities intentionally defecating in a marital bed in retaliation to their significant other.

In her anger, Amber Heard left her husband Johnny a Hollywood Hot-Pocket

by Dr Johnny Fever April 22, 2022

Little Pocket Minx

A term used to describe an elite group of females with one word.

It's a contraction to describe hotness, do-ability and overall pocket suitability of a woman.

Craig: "Check out that little pocket minx on King Street"
Paul: "Oooh I think you'll need combats for that one"

by The Belper Bandit August 30, 2015

tactical pockets launcher

A large hand-held weapon which rains down bitchy beagle limbs on your enemies.

"Yo man remember that bitch beagle named pockets? I chopped that ho up and put her in this tactical pockets launcher to throw on kids named Evan."

by zammy zammersonian February 4, 2010

hot silk pocket

A warm vagina

I was licking her hot silk pocket all night, she tasted a bit sweaty!

by Dirty/DC March 3, 2014