Human Sock

A human sock is a person (usually female) who's only redeeming quality is being proficient at sexual intercourse, or is very willing to participate. Can also be used for a Nymphomaniac. Refers to the act of masturbating into a sock to avoid stains on upholstery/textiles.
"What about Sarah, is she DTF?"

"Well yes, but don't ask anything else of her. She's a human sock.
by Bruce Springsteen McCambell August 15, 2011
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The Human Rizzapede

its when a human centipede is rizzing up a person
omg The Human Rizzapede just tried to hit on me
by NewPlayer089 July 18, 2024
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human dickipedia

that one friend or person that knows an awful lot about different penis shapes, sizes and colors, despite seeing very few in person.
"damn, bro is a whole human dickipedia"
by humandickipedia January 24, 2023
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made up human

A person born w a penis who chops it off to a clit and vice versa.
What is that thing it might be one of those made up humans.
by Coach jbs dog March 07, 2023
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human laundering

Mistakenly used instead of human trafficking.

Trafficking in persons’ shall mean the recruitment, transportation, transfer, harbouring or receipt of persons, by means of the threat or use of force or other forms of coercion, of abduction, of fraud, of deception, of the abuse of power or of a position of vulnerability or of the giving or receiving of payments or benefits to achieve the consent of a person having control over another person, for the purpose of exploitation.
The cartels have been conducting human laundering.

Human laundering....isn't that like money trafficking?
by Racialthatsnotmyname July 11, 2022
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Lil human

A little human (kinda like a elf) watching over you when you sleep.

Origins from the cold north of the world.
by Sir Nicholas den tykke March 25, 2022
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Human Zamboni

The act of shoving push broom and floor squeegee handles into the anus and then walking backward to clean the ice between periods of a hockey game
"Want to go to Earl's party Saturday night?"

"Budget cuts to peewee hockey caused Wendell and I to volunteer as the Human Zambonis during the tourney. It takes a village dontcha know."
by moosedjelly February 06, 2025
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