STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔

when your stupid horse makes you fall out of your porche, and makes you lose all the money in your bank account so you just have to scream "oh no!"

You:*loses all the money in your bank account* STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔

ME:*Starts chanting stupid horse* STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔ STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔ STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔ STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔ STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔

by Secretly a simp February 6, 2021

Rocking Horse Ranch

When you pull out a raging boner, cover it in Cholula hot sauce, and fuck a girl when she's on her period, making hot sauce, blood, and semen mix together and make the girl get a knife and stab you in the scrotum so when you have haemorrhagic shock, you get pissed and fuck her in the eye sockets and rip her face off

"I just did the Rocking Horse Ranch on my ex the other day and she's in the hospital."

by aiden2000 October 15, 2025

horse cock

a secret message between friends where someone says 'horse' and the other friend says 'cock'. do not ask why people do it, it's just funny.

Person A: hey, person B.
Person B: What's up?
Person A: Horse.
Person B: Cock!
Both: Horse Cock!

by unkoolaid August 29, 2021

horse

everyone knows what a horse is

-so what is a horse?
-yes

by Zomino March 19, 2022

horsed the duck

A variation of "screwed the pooch". Visualize duck stepped on by horse.

What a screwup. He horsed the duck.

by barber of seville January 19, 2018

Beatboxing Horse Anus 33

The name of a long dead account online that is the reason why you may not name yourself the same thing.

Farewell Beatboxing Horse Anus 33
*Beatboxes sadly*

by Partydude17 November 23, 2022

pulling a pump horse

betraying someone like an absolute dick and leave them to die

"Don't you dare pull a pump horse on me after this robbery!" - somebody I don't know some idiot dumbass who died because of his friend pulling a pump horse on him

by JoeBidenUFOisReal January 23, 2023