hoe helmet 

Have you ever seen a girl, who might have a questionable back ground with all that shit in her hair. By shit I mean bright red, pink, blue, orange, and green coloring or those styles that just are too much(All that damn weave and horse/human hair). I'm talkin about hair that looks like the red sea is still parted and swishing around in the front and one of those big ass acura spoilers that sit two feet off the trunk in the back. Basically any female with a hair doo that is just too much...too much to the point that she looks like a hoe

Hell, all you have to do is walk outside. Go down the way if you stay in the burbs' to view a hoe helmet

hoe helmet by Cole H July 30, 2008

hoe or hoed 

Sexual intercourse.

Sorry I was late for the game, had to hoe it out of your old lady.

hoe or hoed by Triad February 3, 2003

Hoe Faced 

To be, generally, a fucked up cock sucker. One of the most annoying people ever, Hoe Faced people should be avoided wherever possible.

Hoe Faced Prick with goofy teeth - "'Lo!"
Guy - "Get the fuck away from me, you Hoe Faced dick!"

Example of what a Hoe Faced person would say

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Hoe Faced by Dillan - Scottish 4 lyphe March 18, 2007

Hoe Patroe 

A group of girls, of any race, who liek toe become involved with other girls buisness, usually pertainging to Men or Boyfriends. They are part of a Narco-Semmisitc Commune that is in hiding since the revolutionary war. They use pet names for one another, and have great intentions of fucking you over in every which way possible.

Oh shit, here comes the "Hoe Patroe", hide your money and friends.

Hoe Patroe by Aham April 2, 2007

hoe-graded

When a girl finally realises that the guy she's been in a relationship with has only been using her

tina:Cici gurl hwz ur boy David
Cici:man..i finally stopped trying to make things work between us.That nigga led me on so bad.I feel so hoe-graded

hoe-graded by x.x..chichi..x.x. February 4, 2009

Hoe Dank

Messed up, wrong, stupid.

1. "This stuff is hoe dank."

2. "That's so hoe dank of him!"

Hoe Dank by notsohoedank April 26, 2010

hoe-boner 

when your chilling and some really hot sluts really wanna do ya and you have a hard-on but you can't have sex with them cause you know they have one STD or another.

johny: yo, i had such a hoe-boner back there.
josh: yeah man, they were so fine but man, i could almost smell the herpes.
johny: holy shit dude, gross!!!!!

hoe-boner by imincalimotherfucker12343243 November 14, 2011