Gettin' The Lump

When you are so incredibly single that you ride some chubby chick to get your rocks off.

You have never stooped so low before.

"Aw man I haven't been with anyone in over a year so I found myself gettin' the lump the other day. I kept thinking to myself 'GET THE HARPOON!' to keep me going".

by Pjpjk November 4, 2025

Getting Slinky

Mixing fluids with another person so that your pure enzymes get mad at you.

"I cannot believe they are getting slinky already. That is so immature."

by #Gretle November 16, 2025

Getting JFK

Receiving fellatio in the back of a car, particularly mind blowing fellatio

I was getting JFK on the way to church.

by fallepay November 17, 2025

getting banned from discord

to get your discord account forcefully deleted

i got banned from discord getting banned from discord

by Your pseudonym November 29, 2025

getting a criminal record

hanging out with the naughty kids from school

yeah dude he's over there, getting a criminal record.

by themadcrystal December 20, 2025

Getting Huskied

Coined by the “Tamster” in Ohio. She is a cold ruthless changer of mens eye color by strategically farting within inches of a man’s eye so as to change it’s color creating a “Husky Dog” eye effect… one blue and one brown. Often performed early in the morning when men are most vulnerable, referred to as “Brown Eye”. She then laughs and runs away leaving the man totally dumbfounded, watery eyed and staggering into furniture.Getting Huskied

Getting huskied instead of good good was the last thing that Bob expected from what he though was a fun girl already dedicated to a crazy Russian. . . Bob’s eye is still watering.

by Timmaaay December 22, 2025

Getting Huskied

Coined by the “Tamster” in Ohio. She is a cold ruthless changer of mens eye color by strategically farting within inches of a man’s eye so as to change it’s color creating a “Husky Dog” eye effect… one blue and one brown. Often performed early in the morning when men are most vulnerable, referred to as “Brown Eye”. She then laughs and runs away leaving the man totally dumbfounded, watery eyed and staggering into furniture.Getting Huskied

Getting huskied instead of good good was the last thing that Bob expected from what he though was a fun girl already dedicated to a crazy Russian. . . Bob’s eye is still watering.

by Timmaaay December 22, 2025