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Gasshole

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This defines anyone who has hogged so much needless space next to the pump they are using that it prevents me from using the pump behind them. This also defines anyone who after pumping gas leaves their car there to go into the store while I sit behind you...waiting to pump gas.
This guy is really going into the store now after pumping gas WITHOUT moving his car? What a gasshole.
by BionicKid May 24, 2014
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Gasoline

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Gasoline N.

A highly flammable petrude toxic hydrocarbon, scientifically known as Octane. This hydrocarbon is commonly derived from crude oil which is retrieved from deep within the earth. It is most comonly used in internal combustion engines such as those found in cars, tractors, airplanes and other large and small scale machines. the substance itself has been in use since about the 1900's gaining widespread populairty after Henry Ford's inventionof th Automobile. It has since been a major source of fuel all over the world even driving some countries to attack others for it such as in the battle of stalingrad in World War 2. Gasoline itself is, as stated before, a hydrocarbon with 8 (eight) carbons and and 18 (eighteen) Hydrogens. This source of fuel has caused widespread debate over the harmful gases it produces such as Carbon Dioxide and Carbon Monoxide that pollute the air. it has also been featured in many films and shows as the most precious liquid in the world for example in Mad Max: Road Warrior or The Walking Dead.
(from Mad Max: The Roadwarrior)
Wez: after someone is killed *No!* *No more talk!* We go in! We kill! Kill! We kill 'em! They kill us, we kill them! Kill 'em! Kill 'em! Kill! Kill!
The Humungus: Be still my dog of war. I understand your pain. We've all lost someone we love. But we do it my way!
Wez: Losers... losers wait!
The Humungus: We do it my way. Fear is our ally. The gasoline will be ours. Then you shall have your revenge.
Wez passes out
The Humungus: Take him away.
soldiers drag Wez away; Humungus grabs intercom
The Humungus: There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away and we'll give you a safe passageway in the wastelands. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.
Soldiers start up their vehicles
The Humungus: I await your answer. You have a full day to decide.
by arachnidsSting July 6, 2015
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gassed

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oh my days im so gassed for that party
by oh how i miss vine June 28, 2018
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Gaser

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Someone who thinks they're cool but is really just a wuss and has daddy issues. Mostly come from Balkan countries.
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A man who pays for a woman's gas when it's $4 a gallon.
Man: "say suga you looking hella fine today"
Woman (who usually runs): "thank you daddy, wanna buy me some gas?"
Man: "sure baby, I'll be your gas Daddy."
by Jollygreen2196 March 8, 2022
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When you tell a woman she's wrong about something and goes insane and expects you to to apologize for having a penis but instead you just go quite and close your eyes and wait for it to end like a plane crash.
Gaslighting: Our male ancestors started hunting so they wouldn't gaslight anymore.
by Balls of copper August 30, 2022
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