carrots and shits

the joke that Claire Drake used to help her friend Haley Sharpe when they were making fun of their friend Chase Rutherford.

"it looks like he's been eating carrots and sticks and no brush his teeth for weeks" - haley sharpe
"HALEY! it doesn't look like he's been carrots AND sticks. it looks like he's been eating CARROTS AND SHITS 😂🤣😂😆". - Claire Drake

by victoria o <3 December 3, 2020

Life is shit!

Means life is simply shit.

Guard 1: "Life is shit!"
Guard 2: "Yeah, well what can you do?"

From XXX movie with Vin Diesel

by Yetita January 26, 2017

Rum Shits

When you drink all night and you wake up having to run to the toilet due to the poo explosion that is about to happen.

Samantha had drank to much rum last night and the next morning she had the rum shits

by safetysamuel November 21, 2016

iron shit

Shit that is so big that whoever is taking such a shit is in so much pain that he/she feels like that iron man is crawling out of his/her ass

I was so relieved after I was done taking an iron shit.

by Defile January 15, 2015

pikachu and shit

The basic summary for Pokèmon.

Girlfriend: oh my god I love watching Pokèmon!!

Me: you mean Pikachu and shit right?

Girlfriend: no.. Pokèmon.

by Elite sniper 1199 November 15, 2014

snickers shit

After eating a lot of corn, there can appear a lot of unprocessed grains of corn in your shit.It resembles a snickers chocolate bar,shit-stained grains look like pieces of peanut covered with nougat .Therefore that shit can be called snickers shit.

Man, I ate a lot of corn last night, I had a snickers shit this morning.

by Solid Kong Snake April 3, 2020

This shit cums

When a song sounds good and you want to show how much you like it

Person 1: did you hear this new shrek all star remix, here listen to it!
Person 2: wow, this shit cums

by Nairnia February 4, 2021