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Scooter Drunk

When you are completely shit faced and you decide to play music full blast or make cinnamon rolls and play music full blast
You were scooter drunk tonight after Yagas
by ScootsMcGoots July 23, 2016
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Attention Drunk

Girls who brag about drinking in hopes to get attention; Usually through social media sites such as Facebook.
Really, Another status about drinking? She is such a Attention Drunk
by HiRa 303 December 30, 2011
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Hoisington drunk

When a innocent trip to the central prairie of Kansas in search of ducks turns into a 24 hour bender. Typically a peak level of drunkenness only achieved once in a lifetime.

Could also be called a “great bender”
boss: hey Matt I need those papers on my desk 9 o’clock sharp

Matt: sorry boss. I got hoisington drunk over the weekend and fell behind. Any chance for an extension?
by Divebombs November 2, 2021
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Drunk

When you drink to much you get drunk. You act retarded and don't remeber what happened.
by Crue boi June 11, 2018
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raging drunk

A drunk person who can easily get riled up and become verbally and physically hostile.
Mom: What happened? Why do you sound so upset?
Daughter: My raging drunk of a husband started fighting with me in front of the children again. The neighbours had to come to break it up.
Mom: That piece of shit! I'm coming there along with your dad to talk to him. You take care of yourself and the children.
by TheGreatFailure September 19, 2016
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drunk detective

drunk detective is a phenomenon experienced by millions of teens and people in their twenties, occurring the morning after consuming alcohol to the point of "blacking out". drunk detective is the process by which one figures out what took place during the previous evening after the stage of blackout drunk began. drunk detective can be applied to a wide range of questions from something minuscule like "how did I get from the chair to my bed?" all the way up to "am I in fucking mexico? why do I have a forehead tattoo?" it can also refer to an individual undergoing the drunk detective process. Some experienced drunk detectives like to think of drunk detective as a game.
veteran drunk detectives note almost unanimously that the most valuable tools in drunk detective mystery solving are your cell phone's call history and texts sent and received during the correlating blackout drunk, as well as pocket contents especially receipts.
bro: "what happened to you after McGrath's last night?"

other bro:"I don't know bro, I can't even remember leaving, I have some serious drunk detective work to do"
by uncreative2 June 15, 2014
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Drunk Hotboxing

1. When you and your friends go in a room with a hangover and let the most smelliest, nastiest, foulest farts you can ever imagine fill the room while your companions take a huge whif of hell!!! 2. The act of drunk hotboxing.
Man I can’t believe we’re totally gonna have all this beans, Limburger cheese, and broccoli with lots of beer and liquor! We should totally have a drunk hotboxing day tomorrow!!!
by Bundy6maestro February 25, 2022
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