DADS

Day
After
Drinking
Shits

I woke up this morning with a major case of the DADS

by BuckNet77 May 30, 2021

im at my dads house

when someone with divorced parents is at their dads house that day and cannot hang out there is no way to explain why you just kinda are you can’t leave not because of a rule (most times) just cuz it’s kinda your own rule.

person one “wanna hang out tmrw”

person two “cant, im at my dads house”

by anonymous May 8, 2023

Suck Your Dad

When I suck your dad so much that his stick turns purple and falls off into my mouth and I swallow it.

I suck your dad every day.

by EINHJFJUE May 23, 2023

Dad Party

One of the many shock videos from the late 2000s to early 2010s. In this video we see a man getting penetrated from both ends by 2 shemales with Def Leppards Make Love Like A Man playing in the background

Hey dude look up dad party

Sure

Ewwww

by T0mmyLee78 August 15, 2022

your dad

your dad is gone

the reason you have to milk is because your dad is gone

by Jesus watches you sleep May 3, 2022

Dad

Type of male human who usually goes missing after his son is born

The gif below shows an extremely rare moment where the dad returns after all these years

My dad went to buy milk and now he's been missing for 27 years

by dlvi March 12, 2021

dad

your dad is most likely to being watching tv or is an absolute unit.

Friend: Omg your dad is an absolute unit
You: I already know

by wordafiyer June 2, 2022