Eye Crusties

Those little crusty things in your eyes that you get when wake up.

'Jessica woke up, and rubbed away the Eye Crusties.'

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart April 30, 2021

dirty cristy

When you're doing a woman up the ass and she farts making you cum all up in that rectum, then you finger that salty hole after to rub your glory in

What did you get up to last night?

Did a dirty cristy with the mrs

by Getfuckedkent June 17, 2021

comrade_crust

A very strong and masculine person

Yo bro you like just like a comrade_crust

by Comrade_crust August 1, 2021

sweat crust

That thin layer of sweat after exercising or being outside on a hot day and you go inside or away from heat and your sweat sticks to your skin and makes you feel sticky

“Dude after I finished exercising I was covered in sweat crust

by JAKCRAFT100 August 18, 2021

Pp crust

When cum dries on a pen*s's tip.

Let's suck it!
Ewww is that pp crust.Not sucking that dried cum!

by Rokoprdnemtiuoko December 31, 2021

Munchy Crustard

Munchy Crustard is the typical hardened ring that forms around the nozzle/edge of a mustard container.

“Oh man, Munchy Crustard landed on your hot dog!”

by CleorgeGooney January 18, 2022

Dirty Crustass

The act of shitting in someone’s mouth, and then proceeding to smash their PC monitor and keyboard on the way out of their house, only to forget to wipe your ass.

“Hey man, I banged some girl last night.”
“Man, I bet you did a Dirty crustass!”

by OffGridd March 28, 2022