Crush-nd

Stacy is he your crush-nd
by stella :)) June 12, 2019
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Apollonian Crush

Usually used to refer to a celebrity crush. A kind of infatuation taken to the next level - where the person you have a crush on is mostly made up but associated with someone real. Called an Apollonian crush because of the Apollonian temperament which is a thing. People of this temperament are apparently responsible for about 90% of the world's Apollonian crushes. The term was probably coined by someone on reddit.
George has a huge crush on Laura. He likes to dream about the two of them going for long walks on the beach and laughing while talking about old English literature. Unfortunately, Laura hates the beach, and the only reason George thinks she likes old English literature is because she mentioned Shakespeare once. Luckily George's little Apollonian crush will never reach the awkward phase where he gets completely disillusioned and heartbroken when he realizes Laura isn't at all who he thinks she is. They will both go about their daily lives: George having the perfect relationship with her in his head and Laura having no idea he even likes her.
by HSPlife January 03, 2015
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Today june 11th is the day you FaceTime your crush!
Me: Heyy, you know what today is?

Crush: no?

Me: its national FaceTime your crush day! So you are my crush!
by Jenne June 11, 2022
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Work Crush

Having a crush on someone you work with. Commonly thinking about it when you see them but never acting on it for fear of causing a work-life drama crisis.
Tanya: oh my gosh I have the biggest work crush on Jeff

Sophie: wait when do you work with him next
by Lovergirl0202 October 22, 2023
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crushing candy

When a man name Nicoilia Whipple chokes the chicken on the job site while getting paid.
Hey man where you been?!? -Response "I have been crushing candy in the restroom!"
by Billy Bronco Mooseknuckle March 28, 2019
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nonsexual girl crush

A relationship between female roommates/soulmates with no romantic attraction; involving 3am giggling fits, prompted by absolutely nothing, and inside jokes so obscure that even the girls involved have forgotten their origins.
Jen and Abby have a really extreme nonsexual girl crush. I hear them giggling all night long, but when I ask what's so funny, all they can say is "It's a doodle with a gizbot!!" The hell?
by Charliedoo April 17, 2014
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crushing the airport

while waiting in the airport, you invite custodial workers to come watch the World Cup with you on your laptop
Dude I am so crushing the airport right now.”
by gibgub November 27, 2022
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