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Oatmeal Cream Pie

When banging an ugly chick, suddenly pulling out, skeeting on her face, and then vomiting on top. She's just that ugly and you're revolted at what you've just done.
After Marcus banged Olga, he probably pulled an oatmeal cream pie. I know i sure would have.

After I sobered up, I realized my mistake and quickly pulled an oatmeal cream pie...and ate it for breakfast.
by fuckedatfuge March 17, 2009
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ice cream sandwich

Aging hippie liberal douche observed as jamal and keisha rubbed out a liquidy ice ream sandwich.
by big hairy sand man May 3, 2004
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ice cream cock

is when your eating your delicious ice cream and you spill it all over your cock and your dog licks it off.
Henry the biggest nerd spilled ice cream on his cock so he could get a blow job from his dog ( ice cream cock)

Tom was getting dogjob and his dog bit his cock off now he pisses out of his mouth,ears and recently installed vagina. ( ice cream cock)
by unpimp December 24, 2007
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Ice cream sundae

When you cream in a girl in the back of a car on a freezing cold night.
Yeah dude last night we was chillin and I gave her an ice cream sundae before I dropped her home
by ddtown89 February 11, 2021
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Turkish Cream Pie

This happens when a guy cums in girls asshole, then she sharts the cum and shit back onto the guy.
I think Nathan got Turkish Cream Pied because hes being a dick.
by ROAD HOUSE September 1, 2016
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coco cream puff

a word that describes your fruity black friend who loves white men
j:imma start calling you coco cream puff
e:NOOOOOO
j:*sets name on sc as coco cream puff*
by wheresmybflol June 28, 2022
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Ice cream and dildos

A phrase used to describe anything that is easy and/or enjoyable. Implies long periods of laziness, eating, and other justified forms of slacking off.

Similar to the sayings "a piece of cake" or "easy as pie," only better.
Denise just won the lottery! Man, her life's gonna be ice cream and dildos from here on out.
by b&byc&kes January 7, 2017
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