Kenyan Car wash

When a man squats over a woman or a goat and has massive explosive diarrhea on her face. he then proceeds to use his cock to hose off her face.

" bob you want to come over to my house and give my goat a kenyan car wash"

"Sure, does your mom want one too"

" of course!"

by bob the builder199191 August 21, 2009

Car boot sale

When someone crashes their car, usually involves rolling it, and all the contents fly out of the now broken windows, usually leaving a trail of destruction and obsolete car parts.

Man 1 pointing down a hill "Dude, check that car boot sale out! Bet that hurt!!"

Man 2 "And I bet I know exactly how much all that is going to cost me ... free! Grab a bin bag!"

Man 1 "Awesome! Check it out, a slightly scratched copy of limp bizkit's greatest hits! Win!! Oh, and an arm..."

by Smeggles182 June 11, 2010

Detroit car battery

Wiring your ball sack up to a scalextric track.

"Who wants to give me a Detroit car battery, I'll let you go first ahhhhhh"

by yessahh August 20, 2008

12 second car

a very slow car's 1/4 mile time

the skyline is a 12 second car

by dude April 7, 2003

car-rape

When a rapist waits in a car parked in a dark parking lot. So when the driver enters the car they gets a raped.

My dome light is dead. I need to get that fixed, cause I'm always afraid of getting car-raped after work.

by rTHEb February 17, 2010

Car Fetish

A disgusting way to live life, but you know what they say! Try everything once!

I have a car fetish, and i'm a disgusting piece of lovely gobshite!

by ssllaft July 19, 2016

Car accidents

Good news if the person is a whore who fucked a retard instead of you.

Car accidents are ALMOST always tragic. Sometimes it's just a whore that fucked a retard instead of you.

by Hym Iam November 20, 2020