The California cum shot

When you’re getting down and dirty with your lover and right before you achieve sweet release you nut in a straw and let the do good drip onto your significant other/lover

JIMBO- “Yo homeboy last night was wild, I was stuffing Cindy lous Turkey last night if ya know what I mean and at the last minute I pulled the California cum shot and she loved it”
BILLY BOOB- “yo really what a coincidence I was getting rodded from behind and taqueese did the same exact thing”

JIMBO- “hol up”

by TRASHBOAT8312 October 6, 2019

Hot California Mayo

Cum that's been basking in the sun.

It was 100 degrees outside so Tyrone shot his load onto the pavement and later scooped up the hot California mayo

by NutzHandler November 10, 2019

Go California

To go California on someone is to have a mental breakdown over something said that does not conform to Communist standards.

Symptoms include incoherent speech, illogical argument points, sudden bursts of emotions such as spontaneous crying, rage, or fits of hysteria; and a general sense of narcissistic pride in one's misinformation word vomit.

Speaker: "She doesn't want any cookies."
Non Cookie Eater: "Did you just call me she?"
Speaker: "Easy now, don't go California on me."

by Robert Frost (Pen Name) September 13, 2020

the california

It's the sexual position where someone pays you to take off handcuffs, you bend over standing up and say "thank you" for the absolute fucking you're about to get... You take the Congress of the cow style fuck you deserve and *IMPORTANTLY* still bent over standing up... You get your head pushed between your legs to kiss your ass goodbye

"Hey Patrick, why are you so pissed"
"Jerry's been givin' me the California for close to five decades"

by 4KLFTRX December 21, 2020

The California Surprise

When one surprises another with their cut off testicles and hides them in ones possessions

Yeah I have Jessica the California surprise now I have a restraining order against me

by WindyAmericans March 13, 2021

Corona calico

The state of someone's hair upon their first back to the salon after the Covid-19 shutdown of 2020.

When Sandi came in for her first post shutdown color appointment, there were so many colors she looked like a Corona Calico!

by Nanashane April 9, 2021

A California Crunchberry

When you get a blow job from a girl who has cold sores on her mouth. Other version: "Frosted California Crunchberries" - when you glaze the cold sores with ejaculate after the blowjob.

"Oh I didn't care she was having an outbreak, she gave me A California Crunchberry"

by razorbladeandrazorbottom July 8, 2021