Me: you online tonight?
Friend: yeah I’ll be on at 8pm
*now 10pm and still no sign of them*
Me: You’re an absolute cap merchant!
Friend: yeah I’ll be on at 8pm
*now 10pm and still no sign of them*
Me: You’re an absolute cap merchant!
by Frostiee2209 June 27, 2022

Bro that´s Cap
by Princeofsaiyangods November 4, 2020

A yum cap is a sex move where the man takes epoxy resin and pours it in a females belly button, ear, or nose. The male waits for it to dry, then chews on the dried resin during sex.
by Racist Homophobic Man November 25, 2024

by bootyfucker_69 December 19, 2021

A nap taken before drinking coffee. Often used to get extra energy during the day if there isn't enough time to take a full nap. Usually lasts between 15 and 30 minutes.
Dude: Man, I'm so tired; I could use a nap, but I don't have time.
Gal: Take a noffee cap instead. It's quick.
Gal: Take a noffee cap instead. It's quick.
by BassT0theFace October 21, 2009

An expression that means for players or team-members within a gaming lobby (most often in a voice-chat) to stop messing around/wasting time and to start the queue to get into a game.
Person 1: "Bro I swear, Naz is the cringiest bitch I know. Why do we keep playing League of Legends with her-"
Person 2: "Stop the cap and start the queue"
Person 2: "Stop the cap and start the queue"
by slobonalog April 29, 2023
