Goldilocks Burn

When you know you definitely will come, it’s beyond your control, but you haven’t come yet and you want to prolong the joy, you are feeling the Goldilocks Burn. When the angles and tempo are just so and it’s go go go, that’s the Goldilocks Burn.

“Man, I can tell you Stig fully maxxed out the Goldilocks Burn last night- I didn’t time it but it seemed like ages.”

“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”

by MyrootingcupOverfloweth June 7, 2023

4th Degree Burn

A 4th degree burn occurs when you verbally burn someone so bad that they mentally break and burn themselves.

I burned her so bad she got a 4th degree burn and there ain't no treatment for a burn that sick.

by Sparkette fuckface January 29, 2020

Linkin Burns

A human being that is in liking of MMA towards children as well as assault charges

OMG! you just suplex that kid, you must be Linkin Burns

by TheBentLog March 4, 2025

burn squad!

an annoying term used by loud, obnoxious freshmen when someone has been burned. generally followed by a loud "WOOWOOWOO" siren noise..

annoying guy 1 - DUDE YOUR PAINTING SUCKS!
annoying guy 2 - WELL YOUR FACE SUCKS!
both - BURN SQUAD! WOOWOOWOOWOOWOO!!!!!!!
both (satisfied) - man, that was a good one.

by i'm so glad i'm not a freshman anymore June 18, 2006

burning bagel

When your partner gives it to you in the ass, but they have herpes

Yo dude that sex was fire. Literally I've got a burning bagel.

by YoinkersItsMine August 7, 2019

rice burn

A burn so offensive to Asians that it is freezing cold, yet hot enough to singe the rice they collected from the paddy that day. See also: ice burn.

Asian: Hey man do you have any ramen?
Human: No, you are Asian.
RICE BURN

by DUk369 February 14, 2012

burnside burn

Burning a hole straight thru your pants, because you're very intently watching a short film on astroid safety.

Buzz has a Burnside Burn that happened during lunch.

by Becca 79 November 20, 2020