Zoot Burger

When someone ejaculates in your soup.

Johny just made a Zoot Burger

by Imfeelingthebern February 3, 2017

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Burger King Darlington

A 1-star hygiene rated dosser land. Full of 14 year olds with children and a packet of fake Richmond ciggarettes to “save eachother half” on.

“There’s the state on the Burger King Darlington dossers”

by Idontgiveafuckwhatabitchsay October 22, 2019

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Crusty burger

When you just pooped but forgot to wipe

Oh man I think I have a crusty burger going on

by Oooooops7 October 29, 2019

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(He kinda looks like Ned Flanders from the Simpsons) This mans is a chemistry teacher who L O V E S sig figs, and if he ever has kids they will be named sliders. Mr. Burger is the BEST teacher that you will ever meet and can make anyone love science. He also speaks in a very monotone voice and has and epic mustache. Heres some quotes.
"Let's finsish up the sheet, then we can shoot Aleks!"
"You learned this in Algebra 1."
"So heres my gun..."
"I just overcame this inertia!"
""I'm a wall abuser."
"Why'd you be scared of a little bullet? Anyway, let's get out calculators."
"*creates tests and worksheets in Comic Sans MS font*"
"Well you can die somewhere else..."

"Yo, Mr. Burger is the best teacher dawg!"
"Yo I know, DAWG!"

by XxLegalBeansKingxX October 31, 2019

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jay jay burger

A saucy burger from Elio’s chippy defined by a burger bun, donner meat, garlic and chilli sauce. Served in a nice white poly box. Preferably consumed on premises whilst listening to lady gaga. Floor dancing is optional.

Assistant in Elio’s chippy: Hi what will it be tonight?
Customer: I’ll have the jay jay burger please!
Assistant: You hear that? Jay jay burgers in da houuuuuse

by Jqordyb November 27, 2020

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