blunder biscuits

A reward despite mistakes or poor performance that makes someone or something appear undeserving

I can’t believe management is still giving Kyle the best leads after he fumbled that corporate sale last week. It’s total blunder biscuits.

by SugarSmacks! July 19, 2023

fruity biscuit

When you have no Tea or Coffee and you need to dunk shitty biscuits, you just dunk it in your juice.

Ah just a couple of fruity biscuits and a cigarette

by Namronnoiminum October 14, 2020

Buttery biscuits

When a male ejaculates on testicles. They can be his or some from someone else.

I had buttery biscuits last night my side hoe wanted to lick the butter right off.

by a big dingus July 24, 2019

Biscuit

Gun; another way of saying side piece. Side piece can also mean a secondary lover so you may see biscuit used in that sense as well. Comes from the fact that biscuits are side pieces to a meal.

Inspectah Deck on “Bring Da Ruckus”: “I rip it, hardcore like porno-flick bitches, I roll with groups of ghetto bastards with biscuits.”

by AlcZ November 3, 2022

Biscuit Maker

A strange pose performed by a "Big Fat Ricky" used to attract members of the opposite sex, usually performed whilst intoxicated at a local pub.

"Bro, Bro... did you see Big Fat Ricky pulling the biscuit maker on those girls?"

"Nah man. Did he pull it off?"

"Nope, but it was a damn fine biscuit maker"

by Tron-Funkin-Blow November 3, 2011

raw biscuit

A person who is white and soft

Damn Leah you look like a raw biscuit today. Well you look like one all the time.

by Dirty Blueberry May 16, 2016

Dick Biscuit

Something that you call someone who is being a total douche

" Rusev is such a Dick Biscuit"

by Jakey Pie March 9, 2015