Selective Battery Amnesia

A problem that persists with the "System Management Bus," in a particular sector of the "Smart Battery System" that happens when a battery is over-charged or charged before being completely empty on countless events.

The effects of SBA are misreadings of battery life and malfunction of software of which work with the battery.

This problem persists in most battery chips found in portable electronics and can be fixed by draining the battery through one extended use before doing a full charge.

"Man, my computer says my battery is low, but I just charged it!" "Don't worry! it's Selective Battery Amnesia, just let the battery run down and it will fix itself!"

by LextheYeti September 4, 2011

The Battery Conservation Paradox

The decision faced when prompted with a low battery on a device such as a phone or ipod you wish to use later. Brought on by the fear that by going through the energy-consuming act of turning off the device you may actually use the last of the battery you are trying to conserve.

As Jenny needed her phone to call a cab later but had minimal battery left, she was faced with the Battery Conservation Paradox. Did she dare attempt to turn off her phone lest it die completely?

by Senormeowington October 14, 2011

Eric Battle

The most amazing local arizona bass player around. His stage presence is second to none. He likes lasagna and is in the sickest melodic bluegrass death metal country band called taranchula

Have you heard of the band The Devil Wears Prada??

Yeah dude, the bassist can almost pull off a Eric Battle.

by Andrew Spoon December 30, 2011

slut battle

When women have a "battle" over the internet where they rapidly call eachother sluts,whores,etc.

"Those bitches having a slut battle"

by TuefulHunden January 18, 2012

Dusty Batting Glove

The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.

Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.

by Dusty Definition Guy September 3, 2012

Sammy Battle

Awesome Guitarist for the band Dive Bella Dive. Loves furbies and gameboys and making noise with them . He wears awesome chlothes and has the most badass hair you will ever see. he is a genius and can make anything . he is cool.

"You know Sammy Battle is ?"
"hell yeas. i love his hair. "

by anomous888 October 26, 2012

Brown Battery

When two Males are having anal sex the penis is called the "brown battery"

"Did you hear about Kevin and Matt? He was talking about his brown battery. Kevin called Matt the Energizer Bunny!"

by whizkidddd February 9, 2013