by Roth life January 1, 2020
Get the Assholemug. my asshole is in my ass
by Icanneverthinkofausername November 24, 2020
Get the assholemug. The sneaky asshole was flirting other females while in a relationship & even deletes text messages so he doesn't get caught .
by Sneaky asshole , sneaky scum March 20, 2017
Get the sneaky assholemug. by Vazian July 17, 2021
Get the Assholismmug. A tactless, classless and antagonistic person who refuses to be called out on their sh*t.
They are famous for retorting with "snowflake" name-calling when confronted.
They are famous for retorting with "snowflake" name-calling when confronted.
Emcee at a debate: " and for our first candidate, we have--"
Heckler yelling in the crowd: "HERE COMES THE BABY KILLING TRAITOR NOW, WE SHOULD BURN 'EM--"
Girl 1 in crowd to Girl 2: "Who? I couldn't hear what..."
Heckler to Girl 1: " what's your problem snowflake, can't handle what I'm saying? Need a safe space to cry in? "
Girl 1 to Heckler: "Calm the f*ck down dude, I'm here to watch the debate just like you and can't hear a damn thing!"
Girl 2 to Girl 1: "Don't mind this clownstick, he's just trying to be the asshole of service to get folks riled up like his hyfey ass."
Heckler yelling in the crowd: "HERE COMES THE BABY KILLING TRAITOR NOW, WE SHOULD BURN 'EM--"
Girl 1 in crowd to Girl 2: "Who? I couldn't hear what..."
Heckler to Girl 1: " what's your problem snowflake, can't handle what I'm saying? Need a safe space to cry in? "
Girl 1 to Heckler: "Calm the f*ck down dude, I'm here to watch the debate just like you and can't hear a damn thing!"
Girl 2 to Girl 1: "Don't mind this clownstick, he's just trying to be the asshole of service to get folks riled up like his hyfey ass."
by Lanky Cougar August 13, 2017
Get the asshole of servicemug. 1. The part on any mammal's body that excretes fecal matter
2. The idiot who just cut you off and slowed down to 60 on the highway, and there was nobody even behind you, they could have waited just one god damned minute. But no. Of course not.
2. The idiot who just cut you off and slowed down to 60 on the highway, and there was nobody even behind you, they could have waited just one god damned minute. But no. Of course not.
1. "Jerry! You don't want to go in there! Kevin just walked out rubbing his asshole and talking about smelling up the place."
2. "Are you fucking kidding me, asshole! Oh no, you are absolutely right, you didn't cut me off, I just had to slam on my brakes and swerve to avoid hitting your ass. Fuck you asshole! You and your stupid blue Prius."
2. "Are you fucking kidding me, asshole! Oh no, you are absolutely right, you didn't cut me off, I just had to slam on my brakes and swerve to avoid hitting your ass. Fuck you asshole! You and your stupid blue Prius."
by Miketsu May 17, 2018
Get the Assholemug. It plays off of the song EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD by TEARS FOR FESRS
SIXTIES LITTLE GIRL QUOTE
ASSHOLE FART
SIXTIES LITTLE GIRL QUOTE
ASSHOLE FART
A true ASSHOLE gives an ASSHOLE QUOTE , "it's my own remorse , CURT SMITH , yes , like I know you know the MORSE CODE and your sending it again.
Here is an ASSHOLE QUOTE as you ripped my dress dumb ass as that makes me incognito the female GET UP as media jerk , the female bullshit, "DUNB SHIT" so now I give a BRAGGADOCIO quote , " a person is only as great as their memory is" and SIXTIES LITTLE GIRL has an impeccable memory for nearing relevant facts and supporting proof plus SHE HE UT whatever you want to address knows how to play the decided GAME pretty much I will say decently.
JOHN just gave an amazing ASSHOLE QUOTE as he FARTED really loud and everybody at this 260 capacity restaurant headed his ASSHOLE QUOTE sound off.
Here is an ASSHOLE QUOTE as you ripped my dress dumb ass as that makes me incognito the female GET UP as media jerk , the female bullshit, "DUNB SHIT" so now I give a BRAGGADOCIO quote , " a person is only as great as their memory is" and SIXTIES LITTLE GIRL has an impeccable memory for nearing relevant facts and supporting proof plus SHE HE UT whatever you want to address knows how to play the decided GAME pretty much I will say decently.
JOHN just gave an amazing ASSHOLE QUOTE as he FARTED really loud and everybody at this 260 capacity restaurant headed his ASSHOLE QUOTE sound off.
by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 9, 2021
Get the ASSHOLE QUOTEmug.